Note: everything in this book is mere speculation, based on my knowledge and real-life experiences up to the point of writing it. But I could be WRONG. Take what I say with a grain of salt and not as the absolute truth. I’m pretty sure that, in time, even my opinion will change on many of the topics that I have written about. So take what you want, and leave the rest behind. Don’t forget that you are responsible for your own actions and behavior or any damage that results from applying the techniques presented in this book. What is written herein is not to be taken as medical, legal or personal advice. And finally, don’t forget that women are wonderful creatures. Use this knowledge to establish rewarding relationships (which are good for both parties) with the opposite sex. This book will help you to better understand women and their perspective, their problems and their feelings. Use it to make this world a better place.
All about women: the encyclopedia of seduction-copyright 2005 by Giuseppe Notte. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission from the author.
Being a woman
Imagine that we are in a crappy Hollywood movie. The next morning, you wake up, stand in front of the mirror and.. Oops! You see the best tits, the best ass and the cutest face that you have ever seen- like you became a bikini model or something. Put that cucumber down- we’ll have plenty of time to play later … a lifetime actually! You will soon stop thinking like a man and learn to think like a woman.
There are some message waiting for you on the answering machine, so check them. “Hey, Jude, it’s me, Rob, from Club Maracuya. Remember, we met yesterday. I thought … errrr… if it wouldn’t really be a problem for you … that we could actually … errrr … meet? This is my number. Please call me back! Will ya? How cute here comes the next one: “Hi, honey, its Jack. What’s up with you, sugar-pants? You were so rude yesterday … I had to get your number from your friend- you don’t mind, do you? Call me back, sweetheart! Bye! The third message: “Hey, Jude, it’s john speaking. It was nice hanging with you yesterday; too bad you had to leave to feed your dog. Hope we’ll meet again. I’ll call you back later. Ciao!” and this goes on for 10 or even more messages. You get bored pretty quickly. They’re cute guys, but you can’t date all of them, right? Right
Fast-forward to the mall, where we do some shopping and spend “a few” dollars on the trendiest clothes and cosmetics. Then we visit the hairstylist, have our nails done and arrive home at 7 p.m. Let’s get ready to party! You invite your girlfriends over. Time to choose what you will wear … “But wait, don’t I look fat in these jeans? Oh, man, maybe I shouldn’t have eaten that burger for lunch today … oh, I’m soo fat …” (crying). “No. sweetie, your butt is nice,” your girlfriends respond. So finally you leave the house and go to your favorite club, of course, you don’t go on foot, because Jack, who is a really good friend, is already waiting fro you in his brand-new car. He is such a nice guy. You really like him as a friend. So we arrive at the club, and jack invites you for a drink. How sweet of him….
You’re standing next to the bar. The fifth guy tonight is coming over to say, “Can I buy you a drink?” you accepted the first two offers, and then quickly brushed off the rest. It’s still early, and this is the fifth guy, for god’s sake! How can they be so stupid as to think that spending a few dollars on drinks will increase their chances? You’re already tired … tired of these guys some of them are rich. Some of them are good-looking. But they’re all coming up with the same lame shit! After all, you see through them. You sense that they aren’t for real … But where is a real man? Among those guys who keep touching your ass when you cross the dance floor? Or those who stand around you and your girlfriend in a circle and jump up and down like little boys waiting for their chance? Not likely …
A few drinks later, you start to feel better. Here’s the 10th guy who’s invited you for a drink today; your butt must not be that bad, right? So here comes the 11th … Oh, hi! Wow … Look at those bulging muscles … you would feel sooo safe with him at your side. Let’s just talk a bit … wait! What is he doing? No, no kissing … yes, that’s good! He’s a good kisser … No, we’re having sex! Wait … the condom! Oh … This feels good … yes … do it again!
Next morning, you wake up with a headache. The guy quickly throws you out with a lame excuse. What an asshole! Stupid player … you wear tricked into this … it’s only because you were drunk … and your stupid girlfriends didn’t protect you! What will they think about you after this? You’re not a slut! You were just swept away by this guy … it all happened so fast! Fuck, what an asshole … you still can’t believe he threw you out like that!
Wait, what happens in two months when your period doesn’t arrive … and you get the results of your pregnancy test … so, would you still like to be a hot woman? With all these responsibilities and guys hitting on you night and day? Doesn’t it get boring after a while? Maybe you should have chosen to be a little less hot … then you could eat cookies in bed and cry all day because of the size of your ass … and get on guys at all!
